{"id":66,"date":"2005-10-15T19:29:50","date_gmt":"2005-10-15T19:29:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eclectic-bibliophile.com\/blog\/?p=66"},"modified":"2010-05-08T19:30:31","modified_gmt":"2010-05-08T19:30:31","slug":"freezer-mystery-solved","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/eclectic-bibliophile.com\/blog\/freezer-mystery-solved\/","title":{"rendered":"Freezer Mystery Solved"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Elementary, my dear Watson!<\/p>\n<p>The purple rabbit was Army Captain Jazz  Jackrabbit, carrying an M-16.\u00a0 Sgt. White Tiger was a Marine, and he  carried an M-4 carbine.\u00a0 His mysterious headgear was an infrared camera  for night vision and espionage.<\/p>\n<p>The Beanie Babies\u00a0were captured by Iraqi forces,  and Saddam Hussein interrogated them and asked them where a general&#8217;s  position was, and they said they would never tell, so he threatened to  put them in a freezer.\u00a0 Then American soldiers found them and broke them  out of the ice.<\/p>\n<p>My son\u00a0reported that he\u00a0was curious to see what  the Beanie Babies would feel like and look like after they were frozen.  He said their eyes looked like they were in a trance, and it was fun  breaking them out of the ice.\u00a0 Surprisingly enough, this was not a  collaboration among two or more of the boys, but a solo project.<\/p>\n<p>Never a dull moment!<\/p>\n<p>Sherlock Mama<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Elementary, my dear Watson! The purple rabbit was Army Captain Jazz Jackrabbit, carrying an M-16.\u00a0 Sgt. White Tiger was a Marine, and he carried an M-4 carbine.\u00a0 His mysterious headgear was an infrared camera for night vision and espionage. The Beanie Babies\u00a0were captured by Iraqi forces, and Saddam Hussein interrogated them and asked them where &#8230; <a title=\"Freezer Mystery Solved\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/eclectic-bibliophile.com\/blog\/freezer-mystery-solved\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Freezer Mystery Solved\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-66","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/eclectic-bibliophile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/eclectic-bibliophile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/eclectic-bibliophile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/eclectic-bibliophile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/eclectic-bibliophile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/eclectic-bibliophile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/eclectic-bibliophile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/eclectic-bibliophile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/eclectic-bibliophile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}