{"id":64,"date":"2005-10-13T19:29:16","date_gmt":"2005-10-13T19:29:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eclectic-bibliophile.com\/blog\/?p=64"},"modified":"2010-05-08T19:29:44","modified_gmt":"2010-05-08T19:29:44","slug":"you-never-know-what-youll-find-in-your-freezer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/eclectic-bibliophile.com\/blog\/you-never-know-what-youll-find-in-your-freezer\/","title":{"rendered":"You Never Know What You&#8217;ll Find in Your Freezer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let me preface this tale by reminding you that I  have 4 boys.<\/p>\n<p>I just opened my upright freezer and discovered  two tall glasses, each containing a Beanie Baby in G.I. Joe gear inside a  solid cylinder of ice.<\/p>\n<p>The clear glass contained a white tiger with a  machine gun and some sort of headgear I couldn&#8217;t identify for sure &#8212;  perhaps night-vision goggles.<\/p>\n<p>The green plastic tumbler contained a purple  rabbit (I think it&#8217;s a rabbit&#8211;it&#8217;s kind of hard to tell when it&#8217;s  encased in solid ice) with a machine gun and wearing (naturally) a  desert camo helmet.<\/p>\n<p>Each Beanie warrior&#8217;s dog tags were frozen at  the bottom of the glass, and each face was just slightly above the ice  level (presumably so they could breathe in the freezer).<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t wait for my boys to get up in the  morning and tell me what this was about . . .<\/p>\n<p>Never a dull moment!<\/p>\n<p>Mary Jo Tate<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let me preface this tale by reminding you that I have 4 boys. I just opened my upright freezer and discovered two tall glasses, each containing a Beanie Baby in G.I. Joe gear inside a solid cylinder of ice. The clear glass contained a white tiger with a machine gun and some sort of headgear &#8230; <a title=\"You Never Know What You&#8217;ll Find in Your Freezer\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/eclectic-bibliophile.com\/blog\/you-never-know-what-youll-find-in-your-freezer\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about You Never Know What You&#8217;ll Find in Your Freezer\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/eclectic-bibliophile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/eclectic-bibliophile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/eclectic-bibliophile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/eclectic-bibliophile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/eclectic-bibliophile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/eclectic-bibliophile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/eclectic-bibliophile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/eclectic-bibliophile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/eclectic-bibliophile.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}